When Bruce was born the doctor slapped his bottom. Bruce's chin then proceeded to beat the doctor to a bloody pulp.
4/23/10 - Many new Bruce Facts have been posted. Enjoy or you'll make Bruce sad.
7/16/08 - If you're not watching Burn Notice, Bruce will be mad. Do not make Bruce mad. Go buy Season 1 of Burn Notice on DVD today!
6/28/07 - 25 new Facts added! We also recently broke 300k in visitors!
1/21/07 - Over 20 new Facts added!
You'll note that we've added GoogleAds to the page. Nothing in life is free (unless you're Bruce Campbell) and that includes hosting & domain costs. Just want to offset the costs a little.
1/14/07 - Over a hundred new quotes added. The long delay was because we had to borrow Bruce's boomstick and take care of the spammers that deluged this site with crap. Bruce needs no viagra and doesn't care if you like this site. The quote numbering has also been fixed.
8/22/06 - After a long and somewhat restful summer, the ladies who read, reviewed, and sometimes giggled at your fan-entered Bruce Facts have finally updated! We've added a lot more quotes for your viewing pleasure.
A few notes, though: always try to use correct grammar and don't send us nasty e-mails if we fix something in your fact; we fix them for quality measures. Do not abuse the quote form! It's there for you to contribute to our site, not tlel us how awesome Bruce is or tell us we have a "nice guestbook."
Spammers, beware! WE LOG YOUR IP ADDRESSES! This goes for all who send things in. We will get you. ;)
Go forth and enjoy the Bruce.
6/21/06 - We now have 99 Bruce facts!
5/23/06 - Just added some more user submitted quotes! Keep them coming. Please note: please don't plagarize Chuck or Vin facts. Any facts that are recognized as being a rip from CN or VD facts are deleted. Cause after all... Bruce is cooler then that.
4/21/06 - We're now up to 60 facts. Whoohoo! Thank you to all who've submitted. Keep them coming!
4/18/06 - 4/19/06: Great job, everyone! We're loving these quotes. Keep 'em coming. We're adding more and more as the days roll on by into summer.
3/31/06 - 20 New Facts added! Thanks to all those who submitted. Remember, funny & satirical are the words of the day.
3/30/06 - Updates to Site Layout, creation of new Index page, "Prev/Next" navigation added. Search Results updated.
3/29/06 - 6 New Facts Added. Linky graphic created.
3/21/06 - Site Debut. Break out the cheap $2 dollar champange!